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As You Wish
is on page 337 of 528
“A vehicle is the extension of oneself, the four-wheeled face one presents to the world, the ectoskeleton upon which one depends.” No, Roger, it’s a means of conveyance. Get over yourself
— 9 hours, 17 min ago
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As You Wish
is on page 223 of 528
Roger sounds like the kind of person who thinks Viv should be thankful he’s stooped to date her. Ew
— 14 hours, 32 min ago
As You Wish
is on page 165 of 528
If Roger is some kind of self-portrait of the author, as I’ve read some believe this book to be highly autobiographical, just wow. Who would reproduce with this absolute ego fest?!
— 16 hours, 0 min ago
As You Wish
is on page 156 of 528
This is so hard to read. I don’t have any time but also I just had a baby and decided doing karate with my teenager is the only way to keep him off drugs. Guess what: you don’t have to be everything to everyone and you should ask your baby daddy to pull his own weight
— 17 hours, 6 min ago
As You Wish
is on page 129 of 528
Imagine being sold Tupperware in the delivery room. The Eighties were wild.
— Mar 05, 2026 07:52PM
As You Wish
is on page 104 of 528
The thing that is terrible about 95% of ‘90s books is the body shaming. Like this woman body shaming herself for gaining weight while pregnant. This trend needs to permanently die.
— Mar 01, 2026 05:15AM

