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Eva is 96% done

Dinner at 4 o’clock is CRIMINAL. My Spanish mind can’t comprehend that

— Mar 06, 2026 05:13PM

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Eva’s Previous Updates

Eva is 81% done

“Spit” always making me fold I swear to god

— Mar 06, 2026 04:26PM

Eva is 64% done

I can easily see this getting a five star…if they don’t fuck up with the upcoming 3rd act breakup I see coming a mile away

— Mar 05, 2026 07:42PM

Eva is 48% done

The tension is delicious

— Mar 05, 2026 06:31PM

Eva is 35% done

The care that’s being taken when speaking about the food prep and shit is immaculate

— Mar 05, 2026 05:50PM

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