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Oh I KNOW Rorschach is stinky and uses two in one shampoo
— Mar 09, 2026 07:48AM
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Basil
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“Oblivion gallops closer, favoring the spur, sparing the rein. I think we will be gone soon.”
I lovveeee you Rorschach
— Apr 08, 2026 08:32AM
I lovveeee you Rorschach
Basil
is on page 327 of 416
“I’ll explain. You see, we, like many people today, believe god will shortly end the world. How does that idea strike you?”
“The notion fascinated me. It was terrible and yet terribly convenient.”
— Apr 08, 2026 08:23AM
“The notion fascinated me. It was terrible and yet terribly convenient.”
Basil
is on page 204 of 416
“Stood in firelight, sweltering. Blood stain on chest like map of violent new continent. Felt cleansed. Felt dark planet turn under my feet and knew what cats know that makes them scream like babies in night.” holy shit man 😭
— Mar 09, 2026 09:12AM
Basil
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“God exists and he’s American. If that statement starts to chill you after a couple moments consideration, then don’t be alarmed. A feeling of intense and crushing religious terror at the concept indicates only that you are still sane.”
Yesss I love you watchmen
— Mar 03, 2026 08:00AM
Yesss I love you watchmen

