bluejay :3’s Reviews > The Tragedy of Felix and Jake > Status Update

I fucking hate this author. I hate you so much.
Please don’t ever write a book again. (Jk. No I’m not)

SHE GAVE ME TWO HEART ATTACKS IN TWO MINUTES I SWEAR TO MY FUCKING GOD.
First the two years jump. Then the fucking letter.
I almost died.

I FUCKING HATE YOU BITCH.

TWO YEARS????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????



ARE WE DEADASS????????
NO FUCKING WAY

Why are they saying four years?? This can’t be true.

No way.

I’m dead.

The way I’m crying for you Jake is crazy.
My baby doesn’t deserve being called a junky..

Especially not from his hero.. his big brother.
This shit hurts like a bitch istg.

Oh no.. no no no no no.

PLEASE NOT THE BABY OR RIELY!!!
Please tell me they’re okay.

I’m so happy I could die.
Bro I love this book so much it’s not healthy.

Felix is just perfect. Jake is so perfect.
Them together is the only way to describe perfection.

Oh im so pissed right now. Oh I wish I was there to slaughter that piece of shit.

Ugh my baby Felix where tf are you?????
Please be okay.

“Lose my number cunt”

RIGHTTTT. YESSSS. EXACTLY.
That’s my man over there. Yep yep.

Felix is such a sunshine I wanna cry from how sweet he is!!!!

Aaand.. I don’t wanna read his story3
Something tells me that his story will destroy me for good.

Is it normal that I’ve already cried twice??


This book is going to ruin me.