roni’s Reviews > House of Earth and Blood > Status Update

another page, another moment wishing I was illiterate so I wouldn’t feel this pain

the amount of times I have refrained from chunking my kindle at a wall while reading this should earn me some sort of award

I’m losing mY MIND

yearning 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

“Not interested”
👑👑👑

the walls are breaking and I am LIVING FOR IT

ok it’s taking a bit to ramp up but I’m absolutely invested
I just think I need some shit to happen
Preferably, not what happened at the beginning 👁️👁️

OK NOW WHY TF WOULD YOU DO THAT SJM

if you gave me a pop quiz on what has happened so far, I would absolutely bomb it

alexa, play about damn time