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kettricken if you murder regal you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower

kettricken, murder regal and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower

smart pretty girls love verity

bob ross moment

i would've slaughtered every single one of the survivors fuckkkkk that

Chade said "we" when talking about Fitz and him...... we all know he's fam, but could he secretly be unc?

"I believe that the knife is still there" GOATEDDDDDD FITZ MY GOAT
If this blade comes up later in the story I'm gonna combust up in flames i loooooved this chapter so much

i picture Burrich as a handsomer version of the Hound in GOT and that means he could get it. also Lady Patience is better than me because I would've become so insane they'd have to send me to the nunnery.

i am so locked in. if the dog dies this book will become a DNF idc