Charlie’s Reviews > Love at First Sighting > Status Update

This is so much fun but if I hear “good girl” one more time I’m going to mail Mallory the vomit it induces

He’s a fucking CANCER?! A cancer?! Seven feet tall with blue eyes and is a CAAAAANCER????? Oh my dear fucking god dude he’s OBVIOUSLY a Libra, this is so fucked up

Adorableeeeeee omg