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”If I weren’t panicking about being strangled by my sports bra, I’d be flattered,” she said finally. “It feels pretty impressive.”
— Mar 11, 2026 08:02PM
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”Jesus, you’re not already in love with her, are you?” Cam demanded. I snorted. “Of course not. I only think about her as often as you think about Bertha the raccoon.”
— Mar 13, 2026 04:21PM
