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“Why does everything have to end in fire?”

“I would hate for him not to receive the gift I will bring to him.”
“Are you mad, woman? You will not see the king today, nor ever.”
“Oh, that is a shame, then.”
“And what gift was it that you wished to give the lord of our land?”
“It’s two things, really. I was going to bring him both your heads for your lack of manners.” 🗡️

*squish* 🫣😮

Part II

“Touch me again, and I’ll show you what else Hyrkanians export—are we understood?” 🗡️

“Well , this is a complete shithole.”

“He felt bewildered by simple social interaction, and all in all, with one notable exception, he preferred the goats.” Relatable, only in my case, the preference would be cats. 😺