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Elf!!!!! Threw me for a loop!

The tiny carriage! The tension!

It shouldn’t be so sweet what he did for her on their wedding night, but it really is.

The cake and sword scene!!!! So much tension. The king is a pervy butthead

Ok, she’s a bad ass!

“No, my bride looks like a woman who would spit in the executioner’s face even as she was being dragged to the gallows.”

“That’s how I’ve survived for so long in the palace, a snake among the royalty.”

“Or like he’s thinking of wiping the floor with me. But that’s ridiculous, of course. Kings don’t wipe the floor.”

“But I do know they call him the snake.”