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Littlefinger stroked the neat spike of his beard. "Lysa has woes of her own. Clansmen raiding out of the Mountains of the Moon, in greater numbers than ever before...and better armed."
"Distressing," said Tyrion Lannister, who had armed them.

I forgot how much of this book is just George's 3 favorite schemers trying to out-diva each other. Who Wants To Be King's Landing's Next Top Machiavelli

"My daughter has taken an axe for a lover. I will not have my son bedeck himself like a whore"

#gaydaughter or #thotson?

"Many called her beautiful. She was not beautiful. She was red, and terrible and red"

In three books there will be the utterly bone-chilling revelation that Melisandre is neither as ruthless nor (even more terrifying) as omnipotent as everyone, herself included, thinks she should be, but until that point there are few things I love more than the entirely one-sided beef all these honorable POVs have with her

TOURNEY AT HARRENHAL coming to the ROYAL SHAKESPEARE THEATRE this summer, I never lose