Ally’s Reviews > The Book of Love > Status Update

...how terrible all the words were for body parts and how fast you used them up. Rod, manliness, womanliness, soft mounds, staff, nub, pleasure bud, stiff peaks. [...] Sugar stick, cranny hunter, fornicating engine, plugtail? [...] Cat heads or Cupid's kettledrums for breasts. [...] tuzzy muzzy, dumb glutton, crinkum crankum, venerable monosyllable...

[this book is so full of joy]

"Did you know that once your grandmother sent me a link to a ridiculous piece of fan fiction about Barry Manilow Potter? He grew up and became a pop star and got together with Ron at the Copa Cabana, like the song, only with a happy ending and much weirder Voldemort. Her name was Vola. She was a noseless showgirl."

[I LOVE THIS BOOK]