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did it mention how old albarino was? i think herstal is in his 40s and albarino is much younger so im guessing early 30s?
— Mar 13, 2026 05:02AM
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i love how it mixes the main plot with diary entries that hint at what’s coming
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bro WHO is the gong here. my best guess it's either albarino or they switch cus herstal giving me massive omega vibes
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herstal eating good since albarino playing wifey bringing him lunches and dinners to work
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“What do you want to hear?” Albarino laughed and sat up a little straighter, “I grew up in Westland since I was young. I didn’t wet the bed, set things on fire or abuse animals as a child. My parents didn’t divorce when I was young, and no one in my family abused children.”
“That sounds really disturbing.”
romantic tension really peaks at ‘i did not wet the bed
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“That sounds really disturbing.”
romantic tension really peaks at ‘i did not wet the bed
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Lavazza Mercader.
hold on i’ve seen this name at the grocery store
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hold on i’ve seen this name at the grocery store
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I noticed that you spoke with a slight southern accent when you first woke up in the morning.
well butter my biscuit sugar
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well butter my biscuit sugar
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dayum they freaked out. papa…. me want more movie….
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no wonder everyone and their mama likes albarino, that dude’s got the charm of a scoundrel and the knowledge to back it up. it’s the lab coat and the brain for me
— Mar 13, 2026 11:07AM
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“There’s a fingerprint of yours on that knife.” Albarino froze for a couple of seconds.
“In that case,” he muttered hesitantly, “I think I need a lawyer.”
here we go
— Mar 13, 2026 03:33AM
“In that case,” he muttered hesitantly, “I think I need a lawyer.”
here we go
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i feel like they mention the exact ages later on but, i forgot... had the same thoughts as you for a rough estimate though.
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iayal wrote: "i feel like they mention the exact ages later on but, i forgot... had the same thoughts as you for a rough estimate though."oh okay!! i just saw this one fan art where herstal looked like an unc and albarino really young, so it got me wondering😭😭 i’ll stick to my own imagination from now tho
ana ♡ wrote: "iayal wrote: "i feel like they mention the exact ages later on but, i forgot... had the same thoughts as you for a rough estimate though."oh okay!! i just saw this one fan art where herstal looke..."
what fanart did u see?? i've only seen the rosmei official ones which um, are okay... and this twitter artist
iayal wrote: "ana ♡ wrote: "iayal wrote: "i feel like they mention the exact ages later on but, i forgot... had the same thoughts as you for a rough estimate though."oh okay!! i just saw this one fan art where..."
iayal wrote: "ana ♡ wrote: "iayal wrote: "i feel like they mention the exact ages later on but, i forgot... had the same thoughts as you for a rough estimate though."
oh okay!! i just saw this one fan art where..."
i haven't seen the rosmei ones and i've seen literally nothing on twitter, the one i'm talking about is genuinely the only fanart i've come across and uh… let's just say herstal was not on his best day. found it on tiktok so give me a second and i'll see if i can dig it up and attach somehow
anaya wrote: "OMFGGG THEY LOOK LIKE THAT??? how old are they?"still subject to interpretation heh. it was mentioned herstal (on the right) was in his 40s and albarino on the left well i’m guessing no more than 35
Nel wrote: "both are still dilfs"so happy to read a danmei where they're not teens or fresh into adulthood
ana ♡ wrote: "anaya wrote: "OMFGGG THEY LOOK LIKE THAT??? how old are they?"still subject to interpretation heh. it was mentioned herstal (on the right) was in his 40s and albarino on the left well i’m guessin..."
hot dilfs hah, i'll eat this shit up.
ana ♡ wrote: "iayal wrote: "ana ♡ wrote: "iayal wrote: "i feel like they mention the exact ages later on but, i forgot... had the same thoughts as you for a rough estimate though."oh okay!! i just saw this one..."
i tried pasting the links but i didnt know u couldn't add links to comments... rosmei did merch for vol 1 and there's art of herstal and albarino for that. the artist on x is @fnamingoo, but the art is from 2022 (and one from 2024) so, it's a huge scroll. i'll see if i can add it in the comments.
ana ♡ wrote: ""herstal is killing me SO MUCH i unfortunately do not want this in my mind plsss the blue eyes, pale skin, and blond hair is what i imagined as well but this is not the type of unc i'm fond of. the albarino one is solid, since he's half-spanish, i pictured him with a bit more melanin but, it's nice.
iayal wrote: "ana ♡ wrote: ""herstal is killing me SO MUCH i unfortunately do not want this in my mind plsss the blue eyes, pale skin, and blond hair is what i imagined as well but this is not the type of unc ..."
yea i don’t mind albarino as well, but herstal bru that’s not a daddy that’s a father
okay i just stumbled upon this in the chapter i’m reading, and it stated albarino’s birth year is 1982, given that it’s 2016 rn in the story he’s 34 atm, so i wasn’t far off heh
ana ♡ wrote: "iayal wrote: "ana ♡ wrote: ""herstal is killing me SO MUCH i unfortunately do not want this in my mind plsss the blue eyes, pale skin, and blond hair is what i imagined as well but this is not th..."
i defo appreciate the effort but, they nerfed him 💔💔 lowkey scarred me wtf


