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“Although maybe midlife crises were just poorly marketed, maybe each one was profound and unique and it was only a few silly men in red convertibles who gave them a bad name. I imagined greeting such a man solemnly: I see you have reached a time of great questioning. God be with you, seeker.”
— Mar 13, 2026 09:10PM
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‘"Well, in life there are Parkers and there are Drivers," he began. "Drivers are able to maintain awareness and engagement even when life is boring. They don't need applause for every little thing. They can get joy from petting a dog or hanging out with their kid and that's enough. This kind of person can do cross-country drives."’
— Mar 13, 2026 07:12PM
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“[My husband] Harris and I are more formal, like two diplomats who aren't sure if the other one has poisoned our drink. Forever thirsty but forever wanting the other one to take the first sip.”
— Mar 13, 2026 06:56PM