Starra’s Reviews > Fifty Shades of Grey > Status Update

Is her period like magically gone, like what the fuck just happened? Just go to bed and get up the next day, put on your boyfriends underwear and not be like "oh shit, I bled all over the bed" ??????? So confused

There are times when I think this dude's almost okay (I use that lightly), and then it's like "nope! Fuck! He's so creepy!" Wtf like stop stalking people

*endless eye roll*

Gettin' sick of reading "inner goddess" every other line.

"Laters, baby." Ew. What? Who the fuck says "laters". This book is fifty shades of wrong so far.

What the fuck have I gotten myself into? YIKES

Don't know how the fuck I'm actually reading this book right now… It's so boring