liz’s Reviews > The Kiss Quotient > Status Update

the reading guide is absolutely insane. wdym someone thought that discussing a person’s attractiveness based on their body count would be a perfect book club topic??

what in the him calling her nether regions "sweet potato"

nvm, it got worse

"[…] she bent down and picked up the pen, demonstrating the only reason why a woman should wear a pencil skirt: to show off the perfectly rounded curves of her fine ass."

if michael gets emo and mentions having daddy issues one more time i swear—

"[…] he needed therapy with a punching bag."

get it? he doesn’t need normal therapy because he’s a MAN hence why he needs to punch something