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bro WHO is the gong here. my best guess it's either albarino or they switch cus herstal giving me massive omega vibes

herstal eating good since albarino playing wifey bringing him lunches and dinners to work

“What do you want to hear?” Albarino laughed and sat up a little straighter, “I grew up in Westland since I was young. I didn’t wet the bed, set things on fire or abuse animals as a child. My parents didn’t divorce when I was young, and no one in my family abused children.”

“That sounds really disturbing.”

romantic tension really peaks at ‘i did not wet the bed

Lavazza Mercader.

hold on i’ve seen this name at the grocery store

I noticed that you spoke with a slight southern accent when you first woke up in the morning.

well butter my biscuit sugar

dayum they freaked out. papa…. me want more movie….

no wonder everyone and their mama likes albarino, that dude’s got the charm of a scoundrel and the knowledge to back it up. it’s the lab coat and the brain for me

did it mention how old albarino was? i think herstal is in his 40s and albarino is much younger so im guessing early 30s?

“There’s a fingerprint of yours on that knife.” Albarino froze for a couple of seconds.

“In that case,” he muttered hesitantly, “I think I need a lawyer.”

here we go

bro i can’t help but picture albarino as dazai like they have that similar aura