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how i pick out what historical romance to read next, apparently:
1) drink a clubtail
2) drink half a beatbox
3) watch a tiktok where they hype up a book because it has The Yearning
4) download said book on libby
5) loudly read parts of the summary out loud to your husband in the other room with no context
6) immediately take a nap