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Lara Diaz is 33% done

“The only thing I know about cars is how the ones with the loudest muffler usually signal how there’s a man with a small dick nearby.”

I stand on this. 🐥

— Mar 16, 2026 03:28PM

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Lara’s Previous Updates

Lara Diaz is 81% done

Good intentions Mateo but plz do not go through with this plan🫠🫩

— 16 hours, 24 min ago

Lara Diaz is 75% done

AAHHH OF COURSE HES DEAD

— 16 hours, 46 min ago

Lara Diaz is 75% done

Of course he’s not the father🫩

— 16 hours, 47 min ago

Lara Diaz is 61% done

Yeah babe. Chloe is not gonna be happy about this at all.

— 19 hours, 58 min ago

Lara Diaz is 61% done

Mannnnn Chloe’s mom is something else fr.

— 19 hours, 59 min ago

Lara Diaz is 35% done

“She has my heart” and I kid you not nothing has happened other than her not treating him differently because 1. Of his leg and 2. SHE DIDNT KNOW HE WAS FAMOUS.

I can’t.

— Mar 16, 2026 03:53PM

Lara Diaz is 30% done

lol yeah I’m ngl it’s a missed opportunity to not charge for being a fake gf 😂😂

Also Brooke is wild for this information on Santi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

— Mar 16, 2026 03:09PM

Lara Diaz is 28% done

This is not a great fake relationship plot line… should’ve been a different trope. Otherwise it’s decent so far

— Mar 16, 2026 02:30PM

Lara Diaz is on page 15 of 482

Dang Lauren. Why do you keep starting so strong💔 leave Santi alone man

— Mar 15, 2026 08:03AM