Carla’s Reviews > Yaga > Status Update
Like flag
Carla’s Previous Updates
Carla
is 85% done
YAGA And he’s gone forever.
Until next time.
But I can still taste him.
— 21 hours, 43 min ago
Until next time.
But I can still taste him.
Carla
is 75% done
YAGA And timing . . . is everything:
You can’t fight time. It always runs out.
Tick tock.
— Mar 14, 2026 07:17PM
You can’t fight time. It always runs out.
Tick tock.
Carla
is 65% done
RAPP: (...) when I meet a new person, I always offer to buy them a
coffee, and then get it wrong. It’s a tactic— (...)
(...) when you give a person a thing they don’t want, you get to
see what kind of a person they are, how they react. Three kinds of
people—the kind that doesn’t drink it, the kind that makes you get a
new one, and the kind that drinks it because they don’t want you to feel
bad. Good person.
— Mar 07, 2026 10:56AM
coffee, and then get it wrong. It’s a tactic— (...)
(...) when you give a person a thing they don’t want, you get to
see what kind of a person they are, how they react. Three kinds of
people—the kind that doesn’t drink it, the kind that makes you get a
new one, and the kind that drinks it because they don’t want you to feel
bad. Good person.
Carla
is 58% done
ANNA: An affair is a romantic or passionate entanglement typically of
limited duration.
HENRY: What are you, a dictionary?
ANNA: OMG, you are smart. How can my genius mother possibly hope to
keep up with someone whose best insult is calling someone a
DICTIONARY?
HENRY: Okay, it’s not my best insult, and I don’t need your permission.
ANNA: Well, good, you don’t have it.
— Mar 05, 2026 06:07PM
limited duration.
HENRY: What are you, a dictionary?
ANNA: OMG, you are smart. How can my genius mother possibly hope to
keep up with someone whose best insult is calling someone a
DICTIONARY?
HENRY: Okay, it’s not my best insult, and I don’t need your permission.
ANNA: Well, good, you don’t have it.

