Sarah’s Reviews > Prince of Song & Sea > Status Update

“If merfolk can’t read, how do they agree to contracts?”
“By not reading them.”

(aka: how to trigger a lawyer in two sentences or less)

sweet Eric you are just as awkward, poor Melody, she really had no shot at not being awkward with both of you as her parents

i know it’s the Whole Point™️ but my contract law brain has beef with how these curses are worded