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”Sam Pulaski 1.0 exists in an alternate timeline, where the world didn’t collapse in 2020. She’s getting her PhD, doing research in Europe, presenting at conferences, having dramatic love affairs with men named Luca or Henri.”
Wow okay real as hell🤪
— Mar 17, 2026 05:35AM
Wow okay real as hell🤪
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Shay
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”Weird how I always believe a giant cup of coffee will imbue me with motivation and a sense of purpose... But over the last fiveish years, I’ve consumed more than sixteen hundred cups of coffee and I’m still in the prologue. I do not begin my life; I merely continue existing.”
— Mar 17, 2026 05:37AM
Shay
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”My intentions are good. Every night, as I’m setting all those alarms, I visualize myself rising with the sun, showering immediately, putting on clothes that don’t involve elastic waistbands or drawstrings, and tidying up the office. That’s the best version of me.”
— Mar 17, 2026 05:34AM
