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And everybody died

The end

(enter the ghost of Caesar)

I was not expecting that

These citizens will really just listen to anyone, won't they?

Brutus: Caesar was a tyrant, and while I loved him, his death was better for Rome.

Citizens: that seems right. You're so good Brutus!

Mark Antony: Brutus and the others are traitors

Citizens: Death to them! The traitors! Revenge for the death of Caesar!

Mark Anthony is saying "Brutus is an honourable man" way too often for him to actually believe it lmao

Really.
You guys just murdered Caesar
Why do you think you're such heroes, and will be seen as such by the rest of Rome?

There's the line I was looking forward to!
"Et tu, Brute?" (Dies.)
Stabbing :D

Caesar: Be near me, so that I may remember you.
Trebonius: Caesar, I will. (Aside.) and so near will I be, that all you're best friends shall wish I had been further.

Love this line. There's about to be blood

Nevermind. Of course, listen to the guy who says your wife's dream filled with blood and senators dipping their hands in it and smiling is a testament to your fortune. Don't listen to your wife, you's begging you to stay home because she knows that going out today means death for you.

Oh good, he does have some common sense