Mackendra Botelho’s Reviews > Jane Eyre > Status Update

Um mr rivers over here wants Jane to be his wife AND IS HER COUSIN NOW HELLO???? Also jane has money now because uncle is #dead

So jane is a hobo now ❤️ but dont worry the rivers have taken her in and there is a brooding mr rochester dupe

HE HATH PROPOSED. He came up with this entire thing how he was going to marry ms ingram just to make her jealous then proceeded to hunt her down in the garden and was like “sorry in going to get married you have to go to ireland” so then she was sad and he was like “ JK 😜😜” so she tweaked and he proposed and she said yes!

Omg Blanche is so annoying and pick me get out and get your hands off janes man. He dressed up as a whole fortune teller and made Jane come and was like “Is there anyone you like? 😉” then revealed himself and basically asked him if she would still love him if he was a worm (he didnt say love but it gave that energy). It was really funny

Ok there is some love going on because Mr Rocheaters dead wife lit him on fire but now he left to go to a party with ms fancy pants so jane is rage quitting quite literally. This is delightful but poor jane i relate to her

Mr Rochester is freaky i swear hes like “move your chair closer to mine, no stay there dont move away i want to see you” and the conversations they are having are so confusing

Ok why is mr rochester so annoying like “jeez you loser you suck at the piano and your art is ugly” “come back here at once”

Getting into ittt