Ash’s Reviews > Neurovance > Status Update

“I’ll meet you at the pond.”

WHAT. THE. FORK. 😩😭

My stomach hurts. I feel like this book is about to royally fuck my life up. 😩🫣😭

“Suck, sweet boy. Get my fingers wet, please.”

I will be finishing this as a ghost because these two are fucking kill me. 🫠

“You’re not a nobody, Milo. Please don’t talk about my friend like that.”

Consider me swooning 😌

I fear I fucked up by starting this book so late at night. Milo, The Forgotten and NOVA have infiltrated my brain in the best way. 😩😭

“Show me how well you can listen, sweet boy.”

I am but a puddle of goo. 🙂‍↕️🫠