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Jessica is 68% done

Omfggggggg I will need to make a new shelf for this: books that made me want to die from secondhand embarrassment.

— Mar 18, 2026 08:29AM

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Jessica is 49% done

I want to DNF this so damn badly.

— Mar 18, 2026 07:32AM

Jessica is 15% done

Okay, really trying to finish this, but wtf you’re just eating pumpkin puree?? Like by itself?

*insert ‘You’re confused? I’m fucking confused, bro.’ GIF here*

— Mar 18, 2026 05:50AM

Jessica is 12% done

I might DNF this one. The age gap seems icky to me. She seems SO young. I know she is 20 and about to turn 21, but she is so naive. The 8 year age gap feels massive.

— Mar 17, 2026 08:02PM