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Mel is 22% done

Give me allllll the Golden Boys and Dad chats 🤭

— Mar 18, 2026 08:52PM

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Mel’s Previous Updates

Mel is 91% done

Yeah, no, I'm done with this dude.

— Mar 21, 2026 01:46PM

Mel is 84% done

What are we doing.

— Mar 21, 2026 12:54PM

Mel is 74% done

NO BEAU WHYYYYYYYYY 😭😭😭

— Mar 21, 2026 11:51AM

Mel is 62% done

Please please please no drama with Beau!!!

— Mar 21, 2026 07:47AM

Mel is 58% done

I fear Wyatt Graham is becoming my least favorite MMC of this universe.

— Mar 20, 2026 09:41PM

Mel is 47% done

Blake, honey, please dump this dude.

— Mar 20, 2026 08:23PM

Mel is 34% done

"Dean's Genes"??? 🤣🤣🤣

— Mar 20, 2026 06:09PM

Mel is 31% done

Jesus, who wrote these lyrics? ChatGPT?

— Mar 20, 2026 05:56PM

Mel is 3% done

Ah...yes, this is going to be good. 😎

— Mar 16, 2026 09:25PM

Mel is starting

YES I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.

— Mar 16, 2026 09:07PM

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