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Hannah is 19% done

Oliver is so annoying, like quit mansplaining u rich kid

Simon is so funny

— Mar 18, 2026 10:15PM

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Hannah’s Previous Updates

Hannah is 84% done

bruhhhhhhh why u

— Mar 21, 2026 01:18AM

Hannah is 68% done

It’s getting crazy up in here

— Mar 20, 2026 04:46PM

Hannah is 54% done

I hate rich kids

— Mar 20, 2026 02:49PM

Hannah is 48% done

— Mar 20, 2026 11:09AM

Hannah is 43% done

— Mar 19, 2026 11:49PM

Hannah is 26% done

Crazy theory: Simon isn’t drunk (no evidence supporting this)

I bet Oliver sacrifices someone OR Red sacrifices Oliver. Based off the title, 1 dies

— Mar 18, 2026 11:37PM

Hannah is 8% done

Lowkey can’t stand the name “Red”

— Mar 15, 2026 09:12PM

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