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Eden Woolworth
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Whoever is responsible for Pepper’s existence created GENERATIONS of sweat shop girls???? Real living people raised to be slaves? And raised by machines at that; not even people. Insane
— Mar 19, 2026 02:50PM
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Eden Woolworth
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Oh my god, she’s still searching for Owl after all this time?
— 14 hours, 55 min ago
Eden Woolworth
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Her username on Picnic is the monkey’s name from the Big Bug Crew??? Too cute
— 15 hours, 13 min ago
Eden Woolworth
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Sidra seamlessly switching pronouns for Tak. And the easy way she talks to him. I ship it. I want him to fuck her lmao
— 21 hours, 4 min ago
Eden Woolworth
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“If you’re going to have an existential crisis, go all out” is so funny and lovely. Blue and Pepper are such great people for helping Sidra, and such great humans in general.
— Mar 21, 2026 04:00PM
Eden Woolworth
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BUT WHAT OF HER COMFORT? Yes Queen. Learn what it means to be selfish, to live for yourself. That is what you HAVE to do now. Embrace it bb
— Mar 21, 2026 03:35PM
Eden Woolworth
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The Aeluons requiring you to be certified to be a parent is incredible
— Mar 21, 2026 02:41PM
Eden Woolworth
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“Oh, no, this isn’t trouble. It’s gonna be work, yeah, but it’s not trouble. The galaxy is trouble. You’re not.” Pepper, that’s so sweettttt
— Mar 19, 2026 02:42PM

