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”Malcolm?” Seong-Jae said mildly.
“Yeah?”
“I would like to remind you that the more you mention your ex-wife, the more frequently I threaten to murder you.”
“Thought you said you weren’t jealous.”
“I lied”
— Mar 20, 2026 03:38AM
“Yeah?”
“I would like to remind you that the more you mention your ex-wife, the more frequently I threaten to murder you.”
“Thought you said you weren’t jealous.”
“I lied”
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”Television kissing sounds.”
Malcolm snorted. “What?”
“I hate them,” Seong-Jae said firmly, and wrinkled his nose. “They constantly smack and squirt. It is very unpleasant, and I would rather turn the television off than watch it.”
“So what should kissing really sound like?”
“Are you asking a demonstration?”
“Absolutely.”
— Mar 16, 2026 07:40AM
Malcolm snorted. “What?”
“I hate them,” Seong-Jae said firmly, and wrinkled his nose. “They constantly smack and squirt. It is very unpleasant, and I would rather turn the television off than watch it.”
“So what should kissing really sound like?”
“Are you asking a demonstration?”
“Absolutely.”
