cyd⭐️’s Reviews > I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You > Status Update

i will say that this girl has really low standards 😭😭😭

“he opens the door for me! ADORABLE”
“he offers to pay! SO NICE”

idk maybe it’s because she’s never had a boyfriend, but this all feels like bare minimum diva 😗

this girl is so self deprecating it’s wild
“why would he like ME when there other girls who are WAY more pretty than i am
(child behavior 👶)

“You wanna go get a coke?” he asked.
what is this, the 1950’s? 🥱 around here we drain red bulls and stuff idk

okay uhm actually i feel it necessary to read the first one because i feel lost (i got 2½ pages in 😅)

so this is written in a 1st pov, and the writing is as if it’s in a diary basically..
i’m actually rlly excited, i’ve owned these book for YEARS but never got to them or even wanted to read them.. so here we go knocking off the sky-high TBR!
happy reading everyone 💕