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Tyler Epes
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Lonely sounded much better than being with someone who wasn’t right for her.
“If I ever find someone I want to marry, you’ll be the first to know,” she told her dad, and meant it. “But for the record, I plan to be very picky. I’d rather marry a potted plant than lower my standards for a man.”
AMEN Hermione
— Mar 21, 2026 08:57PM
“If I ever find someone I want to marry, you’ll be the first to know,” she told her dad, and meant it. “But for the record, I plan to be very picky. I’d rather marry a potted plant than lower my standards for a man.”
AMEN Hermione
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Tyler Epes
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“I love you, pixie. Even if you don’t love me. And even if you don’t want this, even if you decide to break all your vows and divorce me, I won’t be breaking any of mine. I meant every word of them. This is the truth: I want you as my wife, more than anything in the world. This marriage, to me, is a literal dream come true.”
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“I love you, you insufferable prat,” Hermione grumbled.
— Mar 22, 2026 08:23PM
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“I love you, you insufferable prat,” Hermione grumbled.
Tyler Epes
is 58% done
She could hardly imagine meeting someone she would want to call her husband. It would have to be someone she loved with her whole heart, someone who could keep up with her and wasn’t threatened by her intelligence, someone who supported her and stood by her side as an equal—and…someone who could make her come so hard she was rendered temporarily unable to walk, talk, or think on a regular basis.
— Mar 21, 2026 08:56PM
