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« Great Metallic One,” the masked man said, glancing at Waxillium, “I, of course, wouldn’t dare give orders to one of your stature, even if you wear your bare face out at all times. Who am I to judge? Even if you look equally crass as these others—even the cute one—I’m sure you’re not. But, if I may be so bold as to suggest— »
— 13 hours, 3 min ago
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« I feel like I’m going to puke.”
“Must run in the family,” »
Amazing call back joke
— 13 hours, 40 min ago
“Must run in the family,” »
Amazing call back joke
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Thank god they didn’t leave steris behind she is the backbone of this group
— Mar 22, 2026 12:37PM
Tofu Time
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« I assume you have a backup dress?”
“Two,” she admitted, letting him help her to her feet. “And I did reserve another date for a wedding two months from now. Different church—in case this one exploded. »
STERIS THE MVP AS USUAL
— Mar 22, 2026 10:21AM
“Two,” she admitted, letting him help her to her feet. “And I did reserve another date for a wedding two months from now. Different church—in case this one exploded. »
STERIS THE MVP AS USUAL
Tofu Time
is 9% done
« I assume you have a backup dress?”
“Two,” she admitted, letting him help her to her feet. “And I did reserve another date for a wedding two months from now. Different church—in case this one exploded. »
STERIS THE MVP AS USUAL
— Mar 22, 2026 10:20AM
“Two,” she admitted, letting him help her to her feet. “And I did reserve another date for a wedding two months from now. Different church—in case this one exploded. »
STERIS THE MVP AS USUAL

