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”Your name’s derivative is literally ‘park,’ Parker,” I say. “I wouldn’t go around criticizing people’s names.”
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— Mar 22, 2026 02:40PM
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”Does Parker suffer from any preexisting heart conditions?”
I frown. “I don’t think so. Why?”
“Because he’s going to go into fucking cardiac arrest when he sees you.”
— Mar 23, 2026 12:06AM
I frown. “I don’t think so. Why?”
“Because he’s going to go into fucking cardiac arrest when he sees you.”
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”Does Parker suffer from any preexisting heart conditions?”
I frown. “I don’t think so. Why?”
“Because he’s going to go into fucking cardiac arrest when he sees you.”
— Mar 23, 2026 12:06AM
I frown. “I don’t think so. Why?”
“Because he’s going to go into fucking cardiac arrest when he sees you.”
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”So what?” I ask. “Anyone you meet after, you’ll always secretly suspect they just want to be your friend because of your success?”
“Probably.” He looks faintly amused. “Everyone except for you. You’re the only person I’ve ever met who would probably like me more without it.”
“No,” I say. “I don’t like you either way.”
#ihatemybf
— Mar 22, 2026 03:02PM
“Probably.” He looks faintly amused. “Everyone except for you. You’re the only person I’ve ever met who would probably like me more without it.”
“No,” I say. “I don’t like you either way.”
#ihatemybf
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”So what?” I ask. “Anyone you meet after, you’ll always secretly suspect they just want to be your friend because of your success?”
“Probably.” He looks faintly amused. “Everyone except for you. You’re the only person I’ve ever met who would probably like me more without it.”
“No,” I say. “I don’t like you either way.”
It’s #ihatemybf vibes
— Mar 22, 2026 03:02PM
“Probably.” He looks faintly amused. “Everyone except for you. You’re the only person I’ve ever met who would probably like me more without it.”
“No,” I say. “I don’t like you either way.”
It’s #ihatemybf vibes

