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This man actually makes me want to fucking vomit. He’s pathetic

“The Mormon who believes she gets her own planet when she dies is scolding me about being groomed.”

LMAOOOO this got me. I love the ex-Mormon shade

“For a second I’m impressed that she dominates him so effortlessly, scolding him over cranberries while I sit here shoveling his cock into my mouth, praying in between gags that I’ll get it far enough back in my throat that he’ll have to love me.”

Sometimes it just slaps you in the face how sad Waldo is underneath everything

“You’re so bright and your mind is such a sponge. I want to expose you to art and films and music and books. I want to inspire you.”

Fuck you Mr. Korgy

This is very much reminding me of Maggie’s story in Three Women by Lisa Taddeo, which is a true story. Down to being 17 at the time of the affair and the predator being her married English teacher. I wonder if Jennette read the book/watched the show/was familiar with the case, or if this is just the way many predatory teacher-student relationships go. Either way, Waldo feels so vulnerable at this point.

Oh yes this is going to be quite good

I have about 48 hours to read this before seeing Jennette McCurdy talk about it in person!! I plan on reading as much of it physically as I can tonight, and then will use listen to it on audio tomorrow/Tuesday. Love that we already have a Mormon character