Solar Simone’s Reviews > Take a Hint, Dani Brown > Status Update
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“Kiran stared at him. ‘Oh. Oh, dear. How long have you two been dating for real?’
‘Er . . . At that point, about twelve hours. Depending on your perspective.’
Kiran stared at him some more. Then she whacked him with her bag.”
LMAOOOO
— 11 hours, 59 min ago
‘Er . . . At that point, about twelve hours. Depending on your perspective.’
Kiran stared at him some more. Then she whacked him with her bag.”
LMAOOOO
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“he let go long enough to pick her up. Just like he had the first time: princess style. Since she was his princess and all.
“Zaf,” she spluttered. “We’ve talked about this.”
“You should really expect it at all times. Kiss me again.”
She didn’t hesitate.”
Ha lol
— 2 hours, 29 min ago
“Zaf,” she spluttered. “We’ve talked about this.”
“You should really expect it at all times. Kiss me again.”
She didn’t hesitate.”
Ha lol
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I still don’t think he needed to apologize to her. Zaf you did nothing wrong!!!
— 2 hours, 32 min ago
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“Oh,” he breathed. “Cool. Yeah. Declare yourself.” Quickly, before I die of happiness.”
Lol
— 2 hours, 32 min ago
Lol
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I’m honestly so proud of Dani’s growth especially when it comes to her mending her past relationships
— 2 hours, 47 min ago
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I’m glad to see a cameo from the other Brown sisters!!
— 2 hours, 49 min ago
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Dani is the poster child for avoidant attachment styles
— 11 hours, 57 min ago
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Dani needs to go to therapy because her avoidance is INSANE!!!
— 11 hours, 58 min ago
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“Why the fuck had he told her—when he knew how scared she was, when she’d just admitted how badly her twisted ex had fucked with her head—that he loved her?”
This is pissing me off so bad like YOU DID NOTHING WRONG ZAFIR!!! Dani is an AVOIDANT and she needs to go to therapy and get over herself smh
— 12 hours, 0 min ago
This is pissing me off so bad like YOU DID NOTHING WRONG ZAFIR!!! Dani is an AVOIDANT and she needs to go to therapy and get over herself smh
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“Zaf huffed out an impatient sigh and turned to face him. ‘I said my girlfriend has been worried about this panel for fucking centuries, and now it’s happening, and if anyone talks over her or gets in the way of me hearing how incredibly smart she is, I will put that someone through a wall. So it’s really in both our interests for you to shut up.’”
I love a man who runs a strict program. 😍
— Mar 21, 2026 05:58AM
I love a man who runs a strict program. 😍

