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“But Beth was lavender-scented softness in his arms, and he wanted that more than sexual release. He wanted her, his clever angel, his rival, his friend.”

“All around them, the crowd cheered, but might as well have been birds chirping in the trees. Devon closed his eyes, and Beth felt his breath sighing over her knuckles as he kissed her again, slower, heavier, as is he was sinking into a dream.

‘Uh…’ the crowd murmured awkwardly,”

“…determined to beat Devon to their mutual destination, she wrapped both arms around her suitcase and ventured forth with such speed, several shocked pedestrians muttered to each other, ‘There goes a feminist!’”

“Beth thought wryly that someone ought to capture the scene with a kind of rapid, repeat-action camera, then display it in motion on a large screen; people would surely pay good money to watch and weep over it,”

funniest book ever dare i say?