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My knees hit carpet.
“Miss Keening—!”
“I’m sorry. Ah!” I try to crawl back down the carpeted steps, try to flee, but the tight woven rug scrapes my knees and inner thighs, throwing stars before my eyes. I crush my paper exam in my fist, overtaken by sound—the sharp, gnawing crinkle—and the carpet’s erotic, crude, scratchy ply licking my legs. Oh, God, I wanna fuck this carpet.
— 22 hours, 17 min ago
“Miss Keening—!”
“I’m sorry. Ah!” I try to crawl back down the carpeted steps, try to flee, but the tight woven rug scrapes my knees and inner thighs, throwing stars before my eyes. I crush my paper exam in my fist, overtaken by sound—the sharp, gnawing crinkle—and the carpet’s erotic, crude, scratchy ply licking my legs. Oh, God, I wanna fuck this carpet.
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— Mar 22, 2026 03:03PM
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.. a spell of newfound bitterness has cast itself over me, its angry magic growing more impenetrable by the day. The more I accept her silence—the more I wait for the urn to waddle or the toilet to flush beneath me when I pee—the angrier I feel.
— Mar 19, 2026 06:10PM
