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van helsing vs literally everyone else in his immediate vicinity trying to fuck his shit up. LET THE MAN WORK FFS
— Mar 24, 2026 05:14AM
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mica
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bram stoker halfway through writing dracula: oh no! i forgot! the sexism!
— Mar 31, 2026 05:11AM
mica
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van helsing pulling a “nooooo guys you i can’t tell youuuuuu 🤭🤭🤭 don’t you get itttttt 🤪🤪”
— Mar 28, 2026 04:55AM
mica
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lucy and mina…………. listen we must all have a homoerotic female friendship at some point in our lives
— Mar 23, 2026 04:27AM
mica
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is there any non-homosexual explanation for the specific way dracula defends jonathan from the women in the castle
— Mar 21, 2026 04:56AM