Greg’s Reviews > Lessons from Cats for Surviving Fascism > Status Update

Imagine a fascist dealing with a hungry cat. ‘Why won’t they stop?’ they’d mutter, clutching their classified documents. They’d probably try to distract the cat with meaningless platitudes—‘Can’t you wait a little longer? We’re working on a feeding plan! It’ll be ready in two weeks!’—only to find that cats, much like the rest of us, don’t fall for empty promises.