Status Update

Jacob Gnau is 92% done

I’m in misery.

— 23 hours, 0 min ago

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Jacob’s Previous Updates

Jacob Gnau is 52% done

Steris “pay attention to me or I’ll throw up on the table” Harms

— Mar 25, 2026 01:25PM

Jacob Gnau is 34% done

“Kill. Shoot, maim, eat, I’m not picky”

— Mar 24, 2026 09:53PM

Jacob Gnau is 30% done

SHES HEEEEERE

— Mar 24, 2026 09:14PM

Jacob Gnau is 17% done

Why does my main man Wayne always get the short end of the stick?

— Mar 23, 2026 10:31PM

Jacob Gnau is 9% done

— Mar 20, 2026 07:35PM

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“He stretched into the wind. And into the stars. And all endless things.”

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