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Pau
is 70% done
okay why is Apollo still allowed to snipe at the Trojan line??? Referee (Zeus) what is this bullshit I'm seeing!? Give him a red card.
also RIP Hector he is actually my fave out of all of them. stupid Paris and his fucking stupid brain should be punished for all of this
— 5 hours, 33 min ago
also RIP Hector he is actually my fave out of all of them. stupid Paris and his fucking stupid brain should be punished for all of this
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Pau
is 63% done
Agamemnon redemption arc we love to see it 👏👏
Also damn I love Hector. He didn't deserve to lead this war in place of that dumb oaf called Paris. I wish I can kill Paris myself. MAYBE HELEN WILL. Please Gods of Olympus make Paris suffer in my stead.
— Mar 25, 2026 07:14AM
Also damn I love Hector. He didn't deserve to lead this war in place of that dumb oaf called Paris. I wish I can kill Paris myself. MAYBE HELEN WILL. Please Gods of Olympus make Paris suffer in my stead.
Pau
is 58% done
You mean to tell me BOTH SIDES were so done with the war but the war only exploded from their 10 year stalemate because Aphrodite cheated and Hera and Athena wanted to destroy Troy and wont take a simple peaceful resolution as the end of this stupid war😭😭😭
girls play chess or something. dont do this no more.
— Mar 24, 2026 06:50AM
girls play chess or something. dont do this no more.
Pau
is 41% done
Keeping up with the Greeks Episode 1 (a.k.a how i make Iliad a fun read)
-PATROCLUS IS ACHILLES'S COUSIN???
-Odysseus needs to have a mockumentary team with him at all times. he is so done with everything. pls let him go back to Penelope
-why are we following Agamemnon pls. i dont want him as my general
— Mar 19, 2026 08:04AM
-PATROCLUS IS ACHILLES'S COUSIN???
-Odysseus needs to have a mockumentary team with him at all times. he is so done with everything. pls let him go back to Penelope
-why are we following Agamemnon pls. i dont want him as my general
