Amanie ✮⋆˙’s Reviews > Blood & Betrayals > Status Update

“I require payment in the form of affection.”

I’m literally picturing a giant golden retriever everytime this man speaks

“Hilarious. Goodnight succubus.”
“Goodnight, big guy.”

Is this how they flirt

“Do you miss my attention? I miss giving it to you.”

“Wait. Do I… miss him? Oh, fuck.”

SHE JUST LIKE ME FRFR I wanna cringe but im also eating up how cutie pie this golden retriever is

“Once I knew of her existence, I made a point to find out all I could about her.”

Why do I feel like I’m watching an episode of You right now

“Then we got caught by the headmaster, who was furious.”
“What did he say?”
“Something hot,”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAyesAHAHAHAHA

“It is happening on school property. Therefore, it is my business.” 

Headmaster is hot & broody & NOSEYYY he just like me fr HAHA

“And you wore my rival’s jersey to provoke me. Looks like we both had different plans.”

IM SORRY I LOVE THIS TROPE HAHAHA

“The stab was a bit much.”
“I don’t like to be touched.”

REALLLLLL

“Connor swoops in and picks up my tray, carrying it for me…. How can he be so immune to my fuck off face?”

Guys he’s giving big beefy golden retriever mmc and I’m here for it

“My name is Alice, but I also go by Mistress of Bloodshed, Lady of Carnage, that evil bitch, and please stop peeling my skin from my face,”

this is an Alice fan account now