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Have i not suffered enough (derogatory)

— 5 hours, 46 min ago

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These two seem like a couple that could have been written by Taylor Sheridan, disrespectfully

— 10 hours, 43 min ago

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My boy Charles Boyle would be so proud 💆🏼‍♀️🧴🫧🤣

— 12 hours, 13 min ago

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This is the most boring conversation I’ve ever heard between two mobsters

— Mar 25, 2026 07:06PM

Gabby is 19% done

Adding ✍🏻grumpy X sunshine ✍🏻 to ✍🏻the ✍🏻do not read✍🏻 list.

— Mar 24, 2026 07:59AM

Gabby is starting

1. It’s always a war with the Russians
2. The concept of wearing Louboutins with a Betsey Johnson skirt

— Mar 24, 2026 06:12AM

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