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Sandra
is 39% done
so your mother Sphynx cat reminds you of a shaved nut sack, but two paragraphs later you say he's pretty cute. Interesting. I don't usually associate shaved nut sacks with cuteness but you do you, I guess.
— 11 hours, 13 min ago
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Sandra
is 43% done
Do people really consistently move between using first names and last names for the same people in the same fucking conversation? Do they? DO THEY?
— 11 hours, 5 min ago
Sandra
is 31% done
Who calls their love interest by their last name during sex? All the side eye, Cyrus.
— Mar 25, 2026 07:07PM
Sandra
is 31% done
Yeah, this is not good. The writing is not good. The characterizations are not good. I haven't DNF'd an ARC in a long time, but this is heading that way.
— Mar 25, 2026 06:58PM
