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Third graphic description of breasts; two also of pubic hair
Most boring invasion story— nothing happens, or all happens offscreen; what is he trying to keep the effects within budget?
The cartoonish aliens; the cartoonish characters: hippie new age alien hugger, grizzled vet The Colonel, the good son, the bad son…
— Mar 26, 2026 07:44PM
Most boring invasion story— nothing happens, or all happens offscreen; what is he trying to keep the effects within budget?
The cartoonish aliens; the cartoonish characters: hippie new age alien hugger, grizzled vet The Colonel, the good son, the bad son…
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jedioffsidetrap
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Khalid wonders about Jill’s pubes—6th time?
— Mar 28, 2026 08:36PM
jedioffsidetrap
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Ch 4, jumps 3 more years, back to Borgmann…
— Mar 28, 2026 08:35PM
jedioffsidetrap
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The Es have some kind of mental power a mind-field that surrounds them & scans for hostile thought-emanations & when the field detects anybody nearby who might be planning to do anything nasty to them they just reach out & give him the Push extra hard & the sniper falls over dead. It’s happened every time.
— Mar 28, 2026 06:56PM
jedioffsidetrap
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Col now senile after jump 10 yrs… more a figurehead
— Mar 28, 2026 06:50PM
jedioffsidetrap
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Estimates only 1000 of the purple Es; we haven’t tried to come up w/reliable count of the Spooks & Behemoths
— Mar 28, 2026 06:49PM
jedioffsidetrap
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Collaborators w/entities: borgmanns or quislings…
The worst kind of quislings too b/c they don’t just work for the Es they actively aid & abet them… Computer experts who show the Es better ways of spying on us & teach them how to keep our hackers out of E computers
— Mar 28, 2026 06:47PM
The worst kind of quislings too b/c they don’t just work for the Es they actively aid & abet them… Computer experts who show the Es better ways of spying on us & teach them how to keep our hackers out of E computers
jedioffsidetrap
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Khalid kid, illegitimate kid of Pakistani girl who died in childbirth, the a-hole dad takes hi to live with him, beats him, cruel
Entities rearrange Stonehenge & put forcefield around it
He finds them beautiful: Their gaze engulfed you in a flood of light. Even the air about the Entities partook of their beauty, glowing w/a liquid turquoise radiance.
— Mar 28, 2026 06:39PM
Entities rearrange Stonehenge & put forcefield around it
He finds them beautiful: Their gaze engulfed you in a flood of light. Even the air about the Entities partook of their beauty, glowing w/a liquid turquoise radiance.
jedioffsidetrap
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A giant purple thing with orange spots & big yellow eyes…a sort of curving beak below, a great v-shaped slash of a mouth, like a frog’s.
— Mar 28, 2026 06:31PM
