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Jessica is 29% done

Dude. I’m sorry. It is so unrealistic that she wouldn’t contact a lawyer IMMEDIATELY when she broke the engagement.

— Mar 26, 2026 09:48PM

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Jessica is 85% done

I’m going to bed. I think I like this a bit more than the others.

— Mar 27, 2026 12:18AM

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message 1: by Jessica (new) - rated it 4 stars

Like, this dude cut off access to HER money and she just rolled over and was like, “Oh well! Idk.”

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message 2: by Jessica (new) - rated it 4 stars

Oh, she FINALLY emailed her lawyer! 33% btw.

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