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Matthew
is 60% done
Jesus Christ I have never experienced such a gnarly tone switch and absolute left turn ever before. We went from Scooby Doo fun times and relatively innocuous pure mystery to fucking Lovecraft horror. Shit just got real so fast
— Mar 26, 2026 11:06PM
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Matthew
is 40% done
If I had a nickel for every time sex came up, I’d have ten dollars. It wouldn’t be weird if it was the point or if it was purposeful, but holy crap, how does everything keep coming back to a sex joke or a sex reference even when it has no place. Girls and guys conversations do not revolve around sex I swear
— Mar 23, 2026 08:00PM
