Zana’s Reviews > Shapes of Love > Status Update

“@SASHAWORLDDOMINATION hii! i just wanna say thank you. ur music is one of the reasons i’m alive today.”

😶

“My fans are into it—a few are a little too into it, I decide, when someone sends me a DM with an AI picture of what our six (huh?) children would look like.”

Oh lord

“Sometimes he’ll post a shirtless picture with a lengthy philosophy caption that he proceeds to mansplain to his followers in painstaking detail and with an alarming amount of typos. I don’t know how the fuck he got into NYU, although I do remember Mia saying he has rich parents.”

💀

“I’m not sure what Mia sees in him. Maybe it’s because I haven’t met Jason in person, and maybe I’ll change my mind when I do, but based on his social media, he’s an average white dude with all the personality of an NPC—no offense to the NPC.”

Dying

“She helped me understand that I don’t need to be changed. And that there’s joy in being aroace. That my empathy and my humanity are the best part of me, and they have nothing to do with the way I experience romantic attraction.”

This is so sweet

“The key to success is just plain luck. And sure, talent. But there are plenty of talented folks who don’t make it. And plenty of average people who do, just because they’re lucky and privileged. I’m privileged. I’m white and I have a family who was able to support me financially.”

Preach girl!

“sassysdiscardedtoenails wdym good for her. i would kms. being in love is the best feeling in the world? she’s probably going to be alone forever. i’d feel sorry for her if it’s true.”

Yeah no

“sassysearring what does aroace mean? that her body count is 0?

alphawolf69 i could change that free of charge”

Omg

“I like being aroace, but sometimes I feel like the world won’t love me back. I’ve heard some aroace people have a period of mourning once they realize they might never fall in love, but I’ve never craved it in the way I saw my friends crave it, as if being single were a disease to be cured.”

Aww relatable

“sashasdiscardedtoenails”

What a username for a stan 🫠