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Shang Xirui tried a bite. “Foreigners have it rough. Raw greens, bloody meat. No wonder they invade us.”
— Mar 29, 2026 08:29AM
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He rubbed his belly and groaned. “It feels like I’m six months pregnant.”
Cheng Fengtai nearly choked on his tea. “Don’t worry. I haven’t planted anything yet.”
Shang Xirui stared. “What did you just say?”
Lmao.
— 5 hours, 22 min ago
Cheng Fengtai nearly choked on his tea. “Don’t worry. I haven’t planted anything yet.”
Shang Xirui stared. “What did you just say?”
Lmao.
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Cheng Fengtai thought grimly, First General Zhang, now Commander Cao… Every time he sings from a rooftop, a warlord falls.
— Mar 29, 2026 07:14AM

